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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Deep Commentary on the song: My hump

Alright, One song down this one i've been wanting to bash on for a looong time... In my opinion this is the worst song ever made. EVER! Like ...EVER!! IT SUCKS! I can't stress that enough!

(my comments will be as seen)

Deep Commentary and Lyrics on:
My hump
Black eyed peas

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

(ok i've always been confused about what the fuck these lyrics mean....MAYBE ITS CUZ IM WHITE! I don't know. Is it talking about her tits? Her ass? I'm sure its her ass... I've never been drunk off ass juice i don't think i EVER WILL thank you. How about this... say "MY ass my ass my ass" instead of my hump.. what are we in 1st grade? Worst lyrics EVER!.. IF a chick came to me going "My hump my hump" i'd most likely have her admitted to a retard facility and tell them to keep her there till she learns the word ass)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

(is it me or did they just give up on ryiming at one point? LMFAO. This is about a chick shaking her ass making men give her money or "Ice" wich is dimonds? They have a word for that... STRIPPER!!!!! Should be singing about "my pimp my pimp")

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

(I know it just seems like i'm bitching about this song...Well, thats because i am. THIS SONG SUCKS! How many times do they have to repeat the same damn lyric over and over? even the beats horrable)


She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

(its like they came from retard ryme school)


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

(if there's an ass that'll make someone scream i doubt thats something you want to brag about..let alone make a song about. You know i should write a song that says one word maybe i'll make it big... GEEZ the shit people listen to now adays)


I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

(you know what? LMFAO i'm done this song speaks for itself... just read the lyrics and ....yah...i'm a lil dumber just fucking reading through these i was better off NOT KNOWING)


They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

 

(oh my god...Its dumber then i thought it would be.. I mean the song was stupid and i could only get away with listening to what...a few seconds of it.. but the lyrics..actually reading the lyrics was like pulling teeth!!!)


Monday, June 18, 2007

Currently Listening
Dream on [Dream On/ Dream on-Live/ Walk This Way]
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Dissapointed!

Dude, i waited all week to see this Star wars virsion of robot chicken and we get what? RE-RUNS? A  few new additions but mostly shit i've seen so far... The funniest part if anything was watching seth green and his pals fuck around on a cable channell.  IT was kind of a let down. I mean my life isn't ruined haha but i thought i'd post a blog about how much it sucked.

Don't get people all hyped up and then show the same old shit they have seen before! Thats V E R Y Dissapointing and a great way to lose fans. Really i'm mostly writing this blog to just get some words out hahha. I mean i'm a lil bored sunday and its almost 1 am i need to get some rest here soon and i'm fighting it kinda. Cuz i know i'll just toss and turn in bed for most the night.. ARg.. Oh well. Hopefully this week i'll have some job call me and get hired somewhere... (HIRE ME MOTHER FUCKERS!!)

 

Ok, thats all i gots to say for now.. have a good one people.

 

The caped one.


Thursday, June 14, 2007

Geez man..

I remember why i hate sleep so much sometimes.... I couldn't sleep all night last night tossing and turning well today i took a lil nap and i couldn't stop having HORRABLE friggin dreams... So today i'm all strange feeling. Bahh...Stupid emotional dreams... I hate em.  So here i am frustrated a lil pissed off and TIRED AS FUCK...Arg.. Oh well. Lifes like that sometimes. I'll get over it.


Wednesday, May 30, 2007

WOOP WOOP!

I'm just gonna post some random thoughts here. Why? Because i fuckin' can thats why!

 

Top Ten things that are pissing me off right now

 

1: The fact that People with HORRABLE backgrounds can find decent jobs and i'm stuck in the mud by places that i look.

2: STUPID PEOPLE Who don't fucking listen

3: DEPRESSION! Yup its pissing me off hahah I'm not horrable just feeling blah from time to time

4: LACK OF SLEEP! God damn tired of not being able to sleep.

5: ANTS! Yes they infested my house and i'm about to go crazy on the lil fuckers. I spray and spray and they just keep coming.. Fucking bastards.

6: People who think they know everything.. Yeah just because it comes out of your mouth doesn't mean its RIGHT.

7: FEMALES BULLSHIT DRAMA STUPIDITY. ('nuff said)

8: Being bored.. Yup boredom pisses me off!

9: I'm going to be 28 years old eventually...FUCKING FUCK!!

10: Those Bratt dolls.. I mean what the fuck? Do little girls really think they are going to grow up looking like a pop whore? and do parents really want their kids growing up to be a pop whore? Chances are they will be like MOST females out there.. Find a man who beats them or treats them wrong (ignoring all the nice guys because they are just friends -trust me i know I USED to be a nice guy-) while living in a fucking rented home or trailer park popping out kids left and right from 10 different daddys because they can't make up their fucking mind.

 

LOL, now that i got that out i feel a lil better.. Okey thats enough for today.

 

have a good one people

 

The caped one.


Sunday, May 13, 2007

The VLG Going MUSIC?!

Yup we spent half of last night writing this funny song... Yo Slut is the song you want to check out on this profile.. its the one we worked on and soon to be out in a albulm called "THE VLG Experiance". Myself, Jinxone, and King Mojo did the lyrics, vocals, and Jinxone did the beats.



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