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haven't posted in a while.

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:16:17 GMT

I realized the other day that its been a good while since i've posted anything on my myspace as far as news. Haha, well not much to really say other then i've been working and making music. I'm a lil tired of some flakey people in my life (YEAH MIKE i'm talking about you! LOL). Thats life though, I've been doing music a bit in my free time wich is turning out good. I'm going to have a collabed album coming out with alot of talented artists.

really thats about all i can say about life right now. I've got some days off ahead of me finally from work. Working the night shift is a bitch haha. I've been doing alot of thinking lately and i really kinda noticed how my lifes slowed down from 3 years ago. I used to be out and about partying it up and being crazy. I think the adult lifes finally kinda caught up with me? I mean i know that doesn't mean i can't be a lil crazy here and there but still, ITS NOT FAIR! LOL I'm not supposed to get old lol. Hahah. Kinda starting to realize that 30 is RIGHT around the corner. Sometimes ya look at what you do and don't have in your life, but i think i'm blessed none the less. What friends i do have are good friends. I can talk to them about any thing (unless Mike does one of his "Dissapearing acts" like he tends to do). Sure, I'm not married, but i don't need to be married to be happy. To many people out there think they have to have something like that to find happyness in life. Look at all the devorced people, that proves my point. Don't get me wrong there's NOTHING wrong with getting married. I just think people rush into things these days.

Haha, now i'm rambling. Oh well i'll end this. Have a blessed day people!

Much luv.

Don

Some stupid females i swear.

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:25:45 GMT

I was calling around new years wishing my friends happy new years right? well i get across one of my friends (No names) that happens to be upset (crying) because her friends all left her alone on new years eve and partied with out her.. So i figure hey maybe i can cheer her up being the nice guy i am right? I find out she's not to far from the party to begin with so i'm like Alright i'll do my best to cheer her up and be a good guy (lots of good that did me right?). Well I talked her to join us at the party and dispite telling me how "weird my friends are" she seemed to start looking like she was having a good time.. Then within about 30 minutes of staying she said "oh i gotta go pick up someone i'll be back! " and well NEVER came back. So i waited..and waited...and waited.. and STILL no her. She never came back so by the end of the night(after midnight) i'm a lil drunk and peeved (understandably) i call her and breifly and drunkly explain my dissapointment in her. What i didn't say is that all she ever thinks about is herself and that she's pretty fucking selfish. I went out of my way to help her feel better and she just scoffed it off and did what ever. She was so busy feeling sorry for herself that she didn't want to have a good time and i'm sure this is the LAST time i'm ever going to do anything nice for her.

I'm sure those of you who were at the party know who i'm talking about. Probably the particuler person also knows who she is. Though I'm sure she's so wrapped up in talking dirty to random guys online and being self centered with her life to even notice that she hurt and disrespected me. Maybe she'll grow up eventually but till then i'm not doing her any favors.

You can say that was my last Act as a nice guy.

On another note the party was fucking great!

Hell yeah.. what a weekend

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:42:21 GMT

I can't even tell you all the cool shit that happend this weekend. It was a great weekend is all i can say hopefully pics to come soon!

Deep Commentary on the song: Someday

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 22:17:35 GMT

Check this out, This is actually a song I kinda like but i'm STILL gonna comment on the lyrics because i'll be the first to admit the lyrics are fucking nuts and really don't make sense. I'm not a HUUUGE nickelback fan but i do enjoy some of the songs they come out with. Ok, here we go.

(my comments will be as seen)

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Someday
By:nickelback

How the hell did we wind up like this
Why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables

(Ok, my first problem with this is the "Turn the tables" isn't that a statement that means something along the lines of changing the advantage from one side to another? So what? in this song he'd rather be angry at the chick -or what ever- he's singing about? Instead of being in the wrong himself? I mean its obvious they mean "lets get this right" but if you can't ryme the right word then why not go back and change it? I don't know lol)

I wish you'd unclench your fists
And unpack your suitcase
Lately there's been too much of this
Dont think its too late

(does this song even say what the hell went wrong? IT just kinda says "hey stay here with me and suffer a lil more with what ever i'm doing" Maybe the chick -or what ever- that he's singing about is over reacting? LOL never tells you ANYTHING)

Nothin's wrong
just as long as
you know that someday I will

(who are you kidding? Something is obviously wrong if this person your singing about is LEAVING you!)

Someday, somehow
gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when

(LMFAO ok this is the part that cracks me up. Your telling this person that you'll make it right someday some how and then your like NOT RIGHT NOW! I don't know doesn't that sound kinda lazy? LOL "i'll do it when i'm done drinking and watching the game". I wouldn't be wondering when i'd be GONE! haha)

Well i hoped that since we're here anyway
We could end up saying
Things we've always needed to say
So we could end up staying
Now the story's played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Lets rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a hollywood horror

(ok, i'm picky but what the hell.. Where in this Part does HORROR ryme with ANYTHING??? Can you see it? I don't)

Nothin's wrong
just as long as
you know that someday I will

Someday, somehow
gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)

(Someday somehow, i'm gonna stop beating you but not right now
Till then you'll just be bruised and torn!!!!)

[Solo]

How the hell did we wind up like this
Why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables
Now the story's played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Lets rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a hollywood horror

(You know this is how they came up with this:
Ok, we ran out of things to say..I GOT IT! We'll repeat some earlier lyrics... OH LETS CHOOSE THE SHITTIEST PART OF THE SONG TO REPEAT! )

(I know your wondering when!!! WHEN YOU DIE! THATS WHEN!)

DO NOT watch EPIC MOVIE!!

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 19:21:52 GMT

Stupid, crappy fucking horrable movie...I'm Dumber thanks to it and well.. I have much more to say but i can't put it into words right now so.. It sucks

Deep Commentary on the song: My hump

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:12:37 GMT

Alright, One song down this one i've been wanting to bash on for a looong time... In my opinion this is the worst song ever made. EVER! Like ...EVER!! IT SUCKS! I can't stress that enough!

(my comments will be as seen)

Deep Commentary and Lyrics on:
My hump
Black eyed peas

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

(ok i've always been confused about what the fuck these lyrics mean....MAYBE ITS CUZ IM WHITE! I don't know. Is it talking about her tits? Her ass? I'm sure its her ass... I've never been drunk off ass juice i don't think i EVER WILL thank you. How about this... say "MY ass my ass my ass" instead of my hump.. what are we in 1st grade? Worst lyrics EVER!.. IF a chick came to me going "My hump my hump" i'd most likely have her admitted to a retard facility and tell them to keep her there till she learns the word ass)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

(is it me or did they just give up on ryiming at one point? LMFAO. This is about a chick shaking her ass making men give her money or "Ice" wich is dimonds? They have a word for that... STRIPPER!!!!! Should be singing about "my pimp my pimp")

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

(I know it just seems like i'm bitching about this song...Well, thats because i am. THIS SONG SUCKS! How many times do they have to repeat the same damn lyric over and over? even the beats horrable)

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

(its like they came from retard ryme school)

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

(if there's an ass that'll make someone scream i doubt thats something you want to brag about..let alone make a song about. You know i should write a song that says one word maybe i'll make it big... GEEZ the shit people listen to now adays)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

(you know what? LMFAO i'm done this song speaks for itself... just read the lyrics and ....yah...i'm a lil dumber just fucking reading through these i was better off NOT KNOWING)

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

(oh my god...Its dumber then i thought it would be.. I mean the song was stupid and i could only get away with listening to what...a few seconds of it.. but the lyrics..actually reading the lyrics was like pulling teeth!!!)

Dissapointed!

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:58:19 GMT

Dude, i waited all week to see this Star wars virsion of robot chicken and we get what? RE-RUNS? A few new additions but mostly shit i've seen so far... The funniest part if anything was watching seth green and his pals fuck around on a cable channell. IT was kind of a let down. I mean my life isn't ruined haha but i thought i'd post a blog about how much it sucked.

Don't get people all hyped up and then show the same old shit they have seen before! Thats V E R Y Dissapointing and a great way to lose fans. Really i'm mostly writing this blog to just get some words out hahha. I mean i'm a lil bored sunday and its almost 1 am i need to get some rest here soon and i'm fighting it kinda. Cuz i know i'll just toss and turn in bed for most the night.. ARg.. Oh well. Hopefully this week i'll have some job call me and get hired somewhere... (HIRE ME MOTHER FUCKERS!!)

Ok, thats all i gots to say for now.. have a good one people.

The caped one.

Geez man..

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:40:10 GMT

I remember why i hate sleep so much sometimes.... I couldn't sleep all night last night tossing and turning well today i took a lil nap and i couldn't stop having HORRABLE friggin dreams... So today i'm all strange feeling. Bahh...Stupid emotional dreams... I hate em. So here i am frustrated a lil pissed off and TIRED AS FUCK...Arg.. Oh well. Lifes like that sometimes. I'll get over it.

WOOP WOOP!

Wed, 30 May 2007 23:09:28 GMT

I'm just gonna post some random thoughts here. Why? Because i fuckin' can thats why!

Top Ten things that are pissing me off right now

1: The fact that People with HORRABLE backgrounds can find decent jobs and i'm stuck in the mud by places that i look.

2: STUPID PEOPLE Who don't fucking listen

3: DEPRESSION! Yup its pissing me off hahah I'm not horrable just feeling blah from time to time

4: LACK OF SLEEP! God damn tired of not being able to sleep.

5: ANTS! Yes they infested my house and i'm about to go crazy on the lil fuckers. I spray and spray and they just keep coming.. Fucking bastards.

6: People who think they know everything.. Yeah just because it comes out of your mouth doesn't mean its RIGHT.

7: FEMALES BULLSHIT DRAMA STUPIDITY. ('nuff said)

8: Being bored.. Yup boredom pisses me off!

9: I'm going to be 28 years old eventually...FUCKING FUCK!!

10: Those Bratt dolls.. I mean what the fuck? Do little girls really think they are going to grow up looking like a pop whore? and do parents really want their kids growing up to be a pop whore? Chances are they will be like MOST females out there.. Find a man who beats them or treats them wrong (ignoring all the nice guys because they are just friends -trust me i know I USED to be a nice guy-) while living in a fucking rented home or trailer park popping out kids left and right from 10 different daddys because they can't make up their fucking mind.

LOL, now that i got that out i feel a lil better.. Okey thats enough for today.

have a good one people

The caped one.

The VLG Going MUSIC?!

Sun, 13 May 2007 12:02:40 GMT

Yup we spent half of last night writing this funny song... Yo Slut is the song you want to check out on this profile.. its the one we worked on and soon to be out in a albulm called "THE VLG Experiance". Myself, Jinxone, and King Mojo did the lyrics, vocals, and Jinxone did the beats.